1 00:04:16,507 --> 00:04:19,926 This is a story of an ordinary little boynamed Charlie Bucket. 3 00:04:23,806 --> 00:04:28,351 He was not faster or stronger or more clever than other children. 4 00:04:30,312 --> 00:04:35,108 His family was not rich or powerful or well-connected. 5 00:04:35,276 --> 00:04:39,070 In fact, they barely had enough to eat. 6 00:04:40,114 --> 00:04:44,534 Charlie Bucket was the luckiest boy in the entire world. 7 00:04:44,702 --> 00:04:47,078 He just didn't know it yet. 8 00:05:04,013 --> 00:05:05,680 Evening, Buckets. - Evening. 9 00:05:05,848 --> 00:05:07,307 Hi, Dad. 10 00:05:09,393 --> 00:05:11,644 Soup's almost ready, darling. 11 00:05:12,229 --> 00:05:15,482 Don't suppose there's anything extra to put in, love. 12 00:05:16,275 --> 00:05:18,943 Oh, well. Nothing goes better with cabbage than cabbage. 13 00:05:23,491 --> 00:05:24,949 Charlie I found something I think you'll like. 15 00:05:31,081 --> 00:05:35,376 Charlie's father worked at the local toothpaste factory. 16 00:05:35,544 --> 00:05:39,589 The hours were long, and the pay was terrible yet occasionally, there were unexpected surprises. 18 00:05:47,097 --> 00:05:48,598 It's exactly what I need. 19 00:05:49,850 --> 00:05:51,226 What is it, Charlie? 20 00:05:57,274 --> 00:05:59,776 Dad found it, just the piece I needed. 21 00:05:59,944 --> 00:06:02,946 What piece was it? - A head for Willy Wonka. 22 00:06:03,113 --> 00:06:04,364 Well, how wonderful. 23 00:06:04,532 --> 00:06:06,574 It's quite a likeness. 24 00:06:06,742 --> 00:06:08,409 You think so? - Think so? 25 00:06:08,577 --> 00:06:10,161 I know so. 26 00:06:10,329 --> 00:06:13,998 I saw Willy Wonka with my own two eyes. 27 00:06:14,166 --> 00:06:16,459 I used to work for him, you know. - You did? 28 00:06:16,627 --> 00:06:18,169 I did. - He did. 29 00:06:18,462 --> 00:06:19,629 He did. 30 00:06:19,797 --> 00:06:21,798 I love grapes. 31 00:06:22,132 --> 00:06:26,344 Of course, I was a much younger man in those days. 32 00:06:27,638 --> 00:06:32,392 Willy Wonka began with a single store on Cherry Street. 33 00:06:32,601 --> 00:06:35,853 But the whole world wanted his candy. 34 00:06:39,316 --> 00:06:41,568 Mr. Wonka. - Yeah? 35 00:06:41,735 --> 00:06:43,528 We need more Wonka bars and we're out of chocolate birds. 36 00:06:43,696 --> 00:06:47,532 Birds? 37 00:06:47,825 --> 00:06:49,158 Birds. 38 00:06:49,326 --> 00:06:53,371 Well, then we'll need to make some more. Here. 39 00:06:56,041 --> 00:06:57,709 Now open. 42 00:07:01,839 --> 00:07:03,965 The man was a genius. 43 00:07:04,466 --> 00:07:08,803 Did you know he invented a new way of making chocolate ice cream so that it stays cold for hours without a freezer? 45 00:07:12,808 --> 00:07:17,312 You can even leave it lying in the sun on a hot day, and it won't go runny. 46 00:07:18,188 --> 00:07:21,357 But that's impossible. - But Willy Wonka did it. 47 00:07:24,403 --> 00:07:25,737 Before long he decided to build a proper chocolate factory. 49 00:07:29,617 --> 00:07:32,702 The largest chocolate factory in history. 50 00:07:32,870 --> 00:07:36,164 Fifty times as big as any other. 51 00:07:55,184 --> 00:07:56,851 Grandpa, don't make it gross. 52 00:07:57,936 --> 00:08:01,731 Tell him about the Indian prince. He'd like to hear about that. 53 00:08:02,274 --> 00:08:04,567 You mean, Prince Pondicherry? 54 00:08:05,235 --> 00:08:09,530 Well, Prince Pondicherry wrote a letter to Mr. Wonka... 55 00:08:09,907 --> 00:08:12,408 ...and asked him to come all the way out to India... 56 00:08:12,868 --> 00:08:17,205 ...and build him a colossal palace entirely out of chocolate. 58 00:08:20,417 --> 00:08:21,876 It will have 100 rooms and everything will be made of dark or light chocolate. 60 00:08:29,718 --> 00:08:33,137 True to his word, the bricks were chocolate and the cement holding them together was chocolate. 62 00:08:36,767 --> 00:08:40,103 All the walls and ceilings were made of chocolate as well. 63 00:08:41,480 --> 00:08:44,857 So were the carpets and the pictures and the furniture. 64 00:08:45,025 --> 00:08:47,944 It is perfect in every way. 65 00:08:48,112 --> 00:08:51,239 Yeah, but it won't last long. You better start eating right now. 66 00:08:51,407 --> 00:08:55,201 Oh, nonsense. I will not eat my palace. 67 00:08:55,369 --> 00:08:58,705 I intend to live in it. 68 00:09:01,458 --> 00:09:03,960 But Mr. Wonka was right, of course. 69 00:09:04,628 --> 00:09:09,799 Soon after this, there came a very hot day with a boiling sun. 70 00:09:11,051 --> 00:09:13,052 Mmm. 72 00:09:46,003 --> 00:09:50,715 The prince sent an urgent telegram requesting a new palace but Willy Wonka was facing problems of his own. 74 00:09:55,679 --> 00:10:00,558 All the other chocolate makers, you see, had grown jealous of Mr. Wonka. 75 00:10:00,726 --> 00:10:05,521 They began sending in spies to steal his secret recipes. 76 00:10:33,342 --> 00:10:37,386 Fickelgruber started making an ice cream that would never melt. 77 00:10:37,554 --> 00:10:41,933 Prodnose came out with a chewing gum that never lost its flavor. 78 00:10:42,100 --> 00:10:44,894 Then Slugworth began making candy balloons that you could blow up to incredible sizes. 80 00:10:48,982 --> 00:10:51,192 The thievery got so bad... 81 00:10:51,360 --> 00:10:53,528 ...that one day, without warning... 82 00:10:53,695 --> 00:10:58,241 ...Mr. Wonka told every single one of his workers to go home. 83 00:10:58,408 --> 00:11:03,246 He announced that he was closing his chocolate factory forever. 84 00:11:03,413 --> 00:11:07,625 I'm closing my chocolate factory forever. 85 00:11:07,793 --> 00:11:09,085 I'm sorry. 86 00:11:25,769 --> 00:11:28,813 But it didn't close forever. It's open right now. 87 00:11:28,981 --> 00:11:33,234 Ah, yes, sometimes when grownups say "forever," they mean "a very long time. " 88 00:11:33,902 --> 00:11:37,113 Such as, "I feel like I've eaten nothing but cabbage soup forever. " 89 00:11:37,447 --> 00:11:40,950 Now, Pops. - The factory did close, Charlie. 90 00:11:41,118 --> 00:11:45,121 And it seemed like it was going to be closed forever. 91 00:11:45,289 --> 00:11:49,959 Then one day we saw smoke rising from the chimneys. 92 00:11:50,127 --> 00:11:54,005 The factory was back in business. - Did you get your job back? 93 00:11:54,840 --> 00:11:56,299 No. 94 00:11:56,466 --> 00:11:58,301 No one did. 95 00:12:01,763 --> 00:12:03,598 But there must be people working there. 96 00:12:03,932 --> 00:12:07,310 Think about it, Charlie. Have you ever seen a single person going into that factory or coming out of it? 98 00:12:11,607 --> 00:12:14,525 No. The gates are always closed. 99 00:12:14,693 --> 00:12:16,360 Exactly. 100 00:12:16,945 --> 00:12:19,030 But then, who's running the machines? 101 00:12:19,197 --> 00:12:22,158 Nobody knows, Charlie. - It certainly is a mystery. 102 00:12:22,868 --> 00:12:24,660 Hasn't someone asked Mr. Wonka? 103 00:12:25,704 --> 00:12:29,373 Nobody sees him anymore. He never comes out. 104 00:12:30,167 --> 00:12:34,462 The only thing that comes out of that place is the candy already packed and addressed. 106 00:12:37,799 --> 00:12:42,762 I'd give anything in the world just to go in one more time and see what's become of that amazing factory. 00:12:48,018 --> 00:12:51,562 Well, you won't, because you can't. No one can. 109 00:12:52,022 --> 00:12:55,691 It's a mystery, and it will always be a mystery. 110 00:12:56,151 --> 00:13:00,655 That little factory of yours, Charlie, is as close as any of us is ever going to get. 111 00:13:02,366 --> 00:13:06,035 Come on, Charlie. I think it's time we let your grandparents get some sleep. 112 00:13:08,497 --> 00:13:11,290 Good night, Grandpa George. - Night, Charlie. 113 00:13:11,458 --> 00:13:13,542 - Night-night. Chair. 114 00:13:13,710 --> 00:13:15,586 Thank you, dear. 115 00:13:17,214 --> 00:13:19,006 Night, Grandpa Joe. 116 00:13:20,884 --> 00:13:22,718 Good night, Grandma Georgina. 117 00:13:22,886 --> 00:13:26,055 Nothing's impossible, Charlie. 118 00:13:43,115 --> 00:13:45,533 - Good night. good Night, Charlie. 119 00:13:45,701 --> 00:13:47,284 Sleep well. 120 00:13:57,838 --> 00:13:59,964 Indeed, that very night the impossible had already been set in motion. 122 00:15:04,154 --> 00:15:06,280 Dear people of the world I, Willy Wonka have decided to allow five children to visit my factory this year. 125 00:15:13,163 --> 00:15:16,832 In addition, one of these children shall receive a special prize beyond anything you could ever imagine. 127 00:15:21,129 --> 00:15:23,005 Five golden tickets have been hidden underneath the ordinary wrapping paper of five ordinary Wonka bars. 129 00:15:26,885 --> 00:15:28,886 The bars may be anywhere in any shop, in any street, in any town, in any country in the world. 132 00:16:09,219 --> 00:16:12,763 Wouldn't it be something, Charlie, to open a bar of candy and find a golden ticket inside? 134 00:16:15,684 --> 00:16:20,229 I know, but I only get one bar a year, for my birthday. 135 00:16:20,397 --> 00:16:22,064 Well, it's your birthday next week. 136 00:16:22,649 --> 00:16:25,693 You have as much chance as anybody does. 137 00:16:25,861 --> 00:16:28,904 Balderdash. The kids who are going to find the golden tickets are the ones who can afford to buy candy bars every day. 139 00:16:32,075 --> 00:16:35,995 Our Charlie gets only one a year. He doesn't have a chance. 140 00:16:36,329 --> 00:16:38,789 Everyone has a chance, Charlie. 141 00:16:39,207 --> 00:16:42,918 Mark my words, the kid who finds the first ticket will be fat, fat, fat. 143 00:16:46,131 --> 00:16:47,882 Augustus. This way. 144 00:16:52,846 --> 00:16:54,805 I am eating the Wonka bar... 145 00:16:54,973 --> 00:16:58,267 ...and I taste something that is not chocolate... 146 00:16:59,186 --> 00:17:01,061 ...or coconut... 147 00:17:01,646 --> 00:17:03,939 ...or walnut or peanut butter... 148 00:17:04,441 --> 00:17:06,358 ...or nougat... 149 00:17:06,776 --> 00:17:11,280 ...or butter brittle or caramel or sprinkles. 150 00:17:12,699 --> 00:17:14,491 So I look and I find the golden ticket. 152 00:17:17,621 --> 00:17:19,788 Augustus, how did you celebrate? 153 00:17:20,457 --> 00:17:22,708 I eat more candy. 154 00:17:25,962 --> 00:17:28,797 We knew Augustus would find the golden ticket. 155 00:17:29,466 --> 00:17:31,717 He eats so many candy bars a day that it was not possible for him not to find one. 157 00:17:35,805 --> 00:17:38,974 Yes, it is good, Augustus. 158 00:17:39,184 --> 00:17:41,393 golden ticket claimed and four more... 159 00:17:41,603 --> 00:17:43,145 Told you it'd be a porker. 160 00:17:43,563 --> 00:17:45,439 What a repulsive boy. 161 00:17:45,857 --> 00:17:47,524 Only four golden tickets left. 162 00:17:47,734 --> 00:17:52,321 Now that they've found one, things will really get crazy. 163 00:17:52,489 --> 00:17:54,490 - of every shape, size and hue. 164 00:17:58,453 --> 00:18:01,080 Veruca. Can you spell that for us, please? 165 00:18:01,248 --> 00:18:04,792 V- E-R-U-C-A. Veruca Salt. 166 00:18:06,336 --> 00:18:10,130 As soon as little Veruca told me she had to have one of these golden tickets... 167 00:18:10,382 --> 00:18:13,384 ...I started buying all the Wonka bars I could lay my hands on. 168 00:18:14,010 --> 00:18:16,387 Thousands of them. Hundreds of thousands. 169 00:18:17,180 --> 00:18:20,975 I'm in the nut business, you see. So I say to my workers: 170 00:18:21,559 --> 00:18:24,520 Morning, ladies. From now on, you can stop shelling peanuts and start shelling the wrappers off these chocolate bars instead. 173 00:18:42,455 --> 00:18:44,373 Three days went by, and we had no luck. 174 00:18:44,541 --> 00:18:48,085 Oh, it was terrible. My Veruca got more and more upset each day. 175 00:18:48,253 --> 00:18:49,712 Where's my golden ticket? 176 00:18:49,879 --> 00:18:52,214 I want my golden ticket. 177 00:18:53,633 --> 00:18:57,386 Well, gentlemen, I just hated to see my little girl feeling unhappy like that. 178 00:18:57,762 --> 00:19:01,098 I vowed I would keep searching until I could give her what she wanted. 179 00:19:02,559 --> 00:19:05,894 And finally, I found her a ticket. 180 00:19:32,422 --> 00:19:35,716 Daddy, I want another pony. 181 00:19:37,635 --> 00:19:39,636 She's even worse than the fat boy. 182 00:19:40,180 --> 00:19:43,766 I don't think that was really fair. She didn't find the ticket herself. 183 00:19:44,100 --> 00:19:48,395 Don't worry about it, Charlie. That man spoils his daughter. 184 00:19:48,813 --> 00:19:52,483 And no good ever comes from spoiling a child like that. 185 00:19:57,906 --> 00:20:01,200 Charlie, Mum and I thought maybe you wanna open your birthday present tonight. 187 00:20:10,752 --> 00:20:12,127 Here you are. 188 00:20:24,557 --> 00:20:26,141 Maybe I should wait till morning. 189 00:20:26,393 --> 00:20:28,143 Like hell. - Pop. 190 00:20:28,645 --> 00:20:34,149 All together, we're 381 years old. We don't wait. 191 00:20:42,158 --> 00:20:44,868 Now, Charlie, you mustn't feel too disappointed you know, if you don't get the... 193 00:20:47,163 --> 00:20:49,331 Whatever happens, you'll still have the candy. 194 00:21:18,862 --> 00:21:20,529 Ah, well. 195 00:21:20,989 --> 00:21:22,698 That's that. 196 00:21:24,492 --> 00:21:27,202 We'll share it. - Oh, no, Charlie. 197 00:21:27,370 --> 00:21:28,996 Not your birthday present. 198 00:21:29,873 --> 00:21:33,208 It's my candy bar, and I'll do what I want with it. 199 00:21:39,883 --> 00:21:41,383 Thank you, darling. 200 00:21:42,343 --> 00:21:43,927 Thank you, Charlie. 201 00:21:48,391 --> 00:21:49,725 Bless you. 202 00:22:15,710 --> 00:22:17,836 All right, let's see who found it. 203 00:22:22,425 --> 00:22:25,761 "The third ticket was found by Miss Violet Beauregarde. " 204 00:22:25,929 --> 00:22:27,804 Hah! Hah! Hyah! 206 00:22:44,155 --> 00:22:50,077 These are just some of the 263 trophies and medals my Violet has won. 207 00:22:50,245 --> 00:22:53,664 I'm a gum chewer mostly, but when I heard about these ticket things... 208 00:22:53,831 --> 00:22:56,041 ...I laid off the gum, switched to candy bars. 209 00:22:56,376 --> 00:22:59,419 She's just a driven young woman. I don't know where she gets it. 210 00:23:02,006 --> 00:23:04,132 I'm the Junior World Champion Gum Chewer. 211 00:23:04,300 --> 00:23:06,301 This piece of gum I'm chewing right now... 212 00:23:06,469 --> 00:23:10,389 ...I've been working on for three months solid. That's a record. 213 00:23:10,557 --> 00:23:14,977 Of course, I did have my share of trophies, mostly baton. 214 00:23:15,395 --> 00:23:19,606 So it says that one kid's gonna get this special prize, better than all the rest. 215 00:23:20,149 --> 00:23:23,986 I don't care who those other four are. That kid, it's gonna be me. 216 00:23:24,320 --> 00:23:25,612 Tell them why, Violet. 217 00:23:26,030 --> 00:23:27,364 Because I'm a winner. 218 00:23:27,907 --> 00:23:29,658 What a beastly girl. 219 00:23:29,826 --> 00:23:31,952 Despicable. 220 00:23:32,120 --> 00:23:34,329 You don't know what we're talking about. 221 00:23:36,249 --> 00:23:38,000 Dragonflies? 222 00:23:38,167 --> 00:23:39,835 But wait, this is just in. 223 00:23:40,003 --> 00:23:45,507 The fourth golden ticket has been found by a boy called Mike Teavee. 225 00:23:57,478 --> 00:24:00,272 All you had to do was track the manufacturing dates offset by weather and the derivative of the Nikkei Index. 227 00:24:04,319 --> 00:24:06,153 A retard could figure it out. 228 00:24:07,363 --> 00:24:10,032 Most of the time I don't know what he's talking about. 229 00:24:10,199 --> 00:24:13,118 You know, kids these days, what with all the technology... 230 00:24:13,286 --> 00:24:15,537 Die! Die! Die! 231 00:24:17,332 --> 00:24:19,541 Doesn't seem like they stay kids very long. 232 00:24:24,631 --> 00:24:27,049 In the end, I only had to buy one candy bar. 233 00:24:27,425 --> 00:24:30,218 And how did it taste? - I don't know. 234 00:24:30,386 --> 00:24:31,762 I hate chocolate. 235 00:24:31,929 --> 00:24:35,891 It's a good thing you're going to a chocolate factory, you ungrateful little- 237 00:24:46,235 --> 00:24:49,613 That question is, who will be the winner of the last gold-? 238 00:24:56,120 --> 00:24:57,746 Dad? - Yes, Charlie? 239 00:24:58,164 --> 00:24:59,998 Why aren't you at work? 240 00:25:01,167 --> 00:25:05,045 Oh, well, the toothpaste factory thought they'd give me a bit of time off. 241 00:25:05,755 --> 00:25:07,089 Like summer vacation? 242 00:25:07,799 --> 00:25:10,133 Sure. Something like that. 243 00:25:13,554 --> 00:25:17,474 In fact, it wasn't like a vacation at all. 244 00:25:18,518 --> 00:25:22,771 The upswing in candy sales had led to a rise in cavities which led to a rise in toothpaste sales. 246 00:25:30,655 --> 00:25:34,449 With the extra money, the factory had decided to modernize eliminating Mr. Bucket's job. 248 00:25:43,835 --> 00:25:46,461 We were barely making ends meet as it was. 249 00:25:46,629 --> 00:25:48,672 You'll find another job. 250 00:25:48,840 --> 00:25:53,009 Until then, I'll just- Well, I'll just thin down the soup a little more. 251 00:25:54,470 --> 00:25:58,473 Don't worry, Mr. Bucket, our luck will change. 252 00:25:58,808 --> 00:26:00,434 I know it. 253 00:26:04,147 --> 00:26:05,647 Charlie. 254 00:26:21,998 --> 00:26:24,166 My secret hoard. 255 00:26:27,170 --> 00:26:31,006 You and I are going to have one more fling at finding that last ticket. 257 00:26:34,260 --> 00:26:36,470 You sure you want to spend your money on that? 258 00:26:36,637 --> 00:26:39,347 Of course I'm sure. Here. 259 00:26:40,850 --> 00:26:43,101 Run down to the nearest store and buy the first Wonka candy bar you see. 261 00:26:47,273 --> 00:26:50,817 Bring it straight back, and we'll open it together. 262 00:26:59,202 --> 00:27:01,912 Such a good boy, really. 263 00:27:03,164 --> 00:27:04,372 Such a good... 264 00:27:06,918 --> 00:27:08,376 Grandpa? 265 00:27:09,420 --> 00:27:11,880 You fell asleep. - Have you got it? 266 00:27:17,386 --> 00:27:19,387 Which end should we open first? 267 00:27:19,764 --> 00:27:22,224 Just do it quick, like a Band-Aid. 268 00:27:52,463 --> 00:27:55,590 Did you see that some kid in Russia found the last golden ticket? 269 00:27:55,758 --> 00:27:57,843 Yes, it was in the paper this morning. 270 00:27:58,010 --> 00:28:01,513 MAN: Good boy. Come on, George. Good boy. 271 00:28:53,900 --> 00:28:56,651 One Wonka Whipple-Scrumptious Fudgemallow Delight, please. 272 00:28:56,819 --> 00:28:59,321 Okay. Here you go. 273 00:29:04,994 --> 00:29:06,703 The nerve of some people. 274 00:29:07,330 --> 00:29:10,624 I know. Forging a ticket. Come on. 275 00:29:23,387 --> 00:29:25,639 It's a golden ticket. 276 00:29:27,391 --> 00:29:30,977 You found Wonka's last golden ticket. 277 00:29:31,562 --> 00:29:33,647 In my shop too! 278 00:29:34,190 --> 00:29:38,193 Listen. I'll buy it from you. I'll give you $50 and a new bicycle. 279 00:29:38,361 --> 00:29:41,488 Are you crazy? I'd give him $500 for that ticket. 280 00:29:41,656 --> 00:29:44,199 You wanna sell me your ticket for $500, young man? 281 00:29:44,367 --> 00:29:46,660 That's enough of that. Leave the kid alone. 282 00:29:47,286 --> 00:29:52,374 Listen. Don't let anyone have it. Take it straight home, you understand? 283 00:29:53,876 --> 00:29:55,210 Thank you. 284 00:30:02,510 --> 00:30:04,678 Mom! Dad! 285 00:30:05,554 --> 00:30:07,722 I found it! 286 00:30:07,890 --> 00:30:10,392 The last golden ticket! It's mine! 287 00:30:24,407 --> 00:30:25,907 Yippee! 289 00:30:32,873 --> 00:30:34,082 Here. 290 00:30:34,917 --> 00:30:38,044 Read it aloud. Let's hear exactly what it says. 291 00:30:39,046 --> 00:30:44,009 "Greetings to you, the lucky finder of this golden ticket, from Mr. Willy Wonka. 292 00:30:44,510 --> 00:30:48,638 I shake you warmly by the hand. For now, I invite you to my factory and be my guest for one whole day. 294 00:30:52,184 --> 00:30:55,437 "I, Willy Wonka, will conduct you around the factory myself showing you everything there is to see. 296 00:30:57,815 --> 00:30:59,774 "Afterwards, when it is time to leave... 297 00:30:59,942 --> 00:31:03,319 ...you will be escorted home by a procession of large trucks... 298 00:31:03,487 --> 00:31:06,781 ...each one filled with all the chocolate you could ever eat. " 299 00:31:06,949 --> 00:31:11,661 "And remember, one of you lucky five children will receive an extra prize beyond your wildest imagination. 301 00:31:14,206 --> 00:31:16,583 Now, here are your instructions. 302 00:31:16,751 --> 00:31:20,670 "On the 1 st of February, you must come to the factory gates at 10 a. m. sharp. 303 00:31:20,838 --> 00:31:24,215 You're allowed to bring one member of your family to look after you. 304 00:31:24,383 --> 00:31:26,426 Until then, Willy Wonka. 305 00:31:27,303 --> 00:31:28,636 The 1 st of February. 306 00:31:29,722 --> 00:31:32,599 But that's tomorrow. - Then there's not a moment to lose. 307 00:31:32,767 --> 00:31:34,934 Wash your face, comb your hair, scrub your hands brush your teeth, blow your nose. 309 00:31:36,771 --> 00:31:38,063 And get that mud off your pants. 310 00:31:38,272 --> 00:31:40,273 We must all try and keep very calm. 311 00:31:40,816 --> 00:31:45,153 First thing that we have to decide is this: Who is going with Charlie to the factory? 312 00:31:45,446 --> 00:31:48,573 I will. I'll take him. You leave it to me. 313 00:31:48,949 --> 00:31:51,451 How about you, dear? Don't you think you ought to go? 314 00:31:51,827 --> 00:31:56,164 Well, Grandpa Joe seems to know more about it than we do, and Provided, of course, he feels well enough. 315 00:31:57,124 --> 00:31:59,167 316 00:31:59,376 --> 00:32:01,920 Yippee! 317 00:32:02,588 --> 00:32:05,173 No. We're not going. 318 00:32:08,511 --> 00:32:11,763 A woman offered me $500 for the ticket. 319 00:32:11,931 --> 00:32:14,015 I bet someone else would pay more. 320 00:32:14,183 --> 00:32:16,559 We need the money more than we need the chocolate. 321 00:32:26,654 --> 00:32:29,030 Young man, come here. 322 00:32:32,868 --> 00:32:35,537 There's plenty of money out there. 323 00:32:35,704 --> 00:32:37,831 They print more every day. 324 00:32:38,791 --> 00:32:40,708 But this ticket there's only five of them in the whole world and that's all there's ever going to be. 327 00:32:48,134 --> 00:32:53,221 Only a dummy would give this up for something as common as money. 328 00:32:53,764 --> 00:32:55,974 Are you a dummy? 329 00:32:56,892 --> 00:32:58,226 No, sir. 330 00:32:58,894 --> 00:33:02,856 Then get that mud off your pants. You've got a factory to go to. 331 00:33:46,942 --> 00:33:49,277 Daddy, I want to go in. 332 00:33:49,445 --> 00:33:50,945 It's 9:59, sweetheart. 333 00:33:51,113 --> 00:33:53,656 Make time go faster. 334 00:33:54,033 --> 00:33:56,034 Do you think Mr. Wonka will recognize you? 335 00:33:56,202 --> 00:34:00,163 Hard to say. It's been years. 336 00:34:07,588 --> 00:34:09,297 Eyes on the prize, Violet. 337 00:34:09,465 --> 00:34:11,758 Eyes on the prize. 338 00:34:29,443 --> 00:34:32,028 Please enter. 339 00:34:43,457 --> 00:34:46,459 Come forward. 340 00:34:50,339 --> 00:34:53,591 Close the gates. 341 00:35:01,809 --> 00:35:03,851 Dear visitors it is my great pleasure to welcome you to my humble factory. 343 00:35:11,568 --> 00:35:13,569 And who am I? 344 00:35:14,989 --> 00:35:16,739 Well... 346 00:35:20,244 --> 00:35:22,245 Willy Wonka, Willy Wonka 347 00:35:22,413 --> 00:35:24,372 The amazing chocolatier 348 00:35:24,540 --> 00:35:26,541 Willy Wonka, Willy Wonka 349 00:35:26,709 --> 00:35:28,668 Everybody give a cheer! Hooray! 350 00:35:28,836 --> 00:35:30,712 He's modest, clever and so smart 351 00:35:30,879 --> 00:35:32,547 He barely can restrain it 352 00:35:32,715 --> 00:35:34,716 With so much generosity 353 00:35:34,883 --> 00:35:36,551 There is no way to contain it! 354 00:35:36,719 --> 00:35:40,096 To contain it To contain, to contain, to contain! 355 00:35:40,556 --> 00:35:42,098 Hooray! 356 00:35:42,683 --> 00:35:44,600 Willy Wonka, Willy Wonka 357 00:35:44,768 --> 00:35:46,602 He's the one that you're about to meet 358 00:35:46,770 --> 00:35:48,354 Willy Wonka, Willy Wonka 359 00:35:48,522 --> 00:35:50,815 He's the genius who just can't be beat 360 00:35:50,983 --> 00:35:52,734 The magician and the chocolate wiz 361 00:35:52,943 --> 00:35:54,610 The best darn guy who ever lived 362 00:35:54,778 --> 00:36:00,408 Willy Wonka, here he is! 364 00:36:18,969 --> 00:36:21,846 The amazing chocolatier 366 00:36:32,107 --> 00:36:34,067 Wasn't that just magnificent? 367 00:36:34,234 --> 00:36:38,905 I was worried it was getting dodgy in the middle part, but then that finale... 368 00:36:39,073 --> 00:36:40,948 Wow! 369 00:36:43,285 --> 00:36:45,078 Who are you? 370 00:36:45,788 --> 00:36:48,790 He's Willy Wonka. - Really? 371 00:36:58,801 --> 00:37:00,968 Good morning, starshine. 372 00:37:01,136 --> 00:37:03,304 The Earth says hello. 373 00:37:11,480 --> 00:37:13,523 Dear guests, greetings. 374 00:37:14,733 --> 00:37:18,611 Welcome to the factory. I shake you warmly by the hand. 375 00:37:22,199 --> 00:37:25,076 My name is Willy Wonka. 376 00:37:25,244 --> 00:37:26,953 Then shouldn't you be up there? 377 00:37:27,788 --> 00:37:31,457 I couldn't very well watch the show from up there, now, could I, little girl? 378 00:37:31,625 --> 00:37:35,461 Mr. Wonka, I don't know if you'll remember me but I used to work here in the factory. 380 00:37:39,007 --> 00:37:42,009 Were you one of those despicable spies who tried to steal my life's work and sell it to parasitic, copycat, candy-making cads? 382 00:37:46,348 --> 00:37:47,557 No, sir. 383 00:37:48,225 --> 00:37:49,809 Then wonderful. Welcome back. 384 00:37:49,977 --> 00:37:51,352 Let's get a move on, kids. 385 00:37:54,440 --> 00:37:56,816 Don't you want to know our names? 386 00:37:56,984 --> 00:38:01,696 Can't imagine how it would matter. Come quickly. Far too much to see. 387 00:38:07,369 --> 00:38:09,203 Just drop your coats anywhere. 388 00:38:15,377 --> 00:38:18,713 Mr. Wonka? Sure is toasty in here. - What? 389 00:38:19,339 --> 00:38:24,010 Oh, I have to keep it warm. My workers are used to an extremely hot climate. 390 00:38:24,178 --> 00:38:26,387 They just can't stand the cold. 391 00:38:26,555 --> 00:38:27,763 Who are the workers? 392 00:38:28,348 --> 00:38:30,183 All in good time. Now... 394 00:38:34,980 --> 00:38:36,564 Mr. Wonka, I'm Violet Beauregarde. 395 00:38:37,608 --> 00:38:39,317 Oh. 396 00:38:39,526 --> 00:38:41,569 I don't care. - Well, you should care. 397 00:38:41,737 --> 00:38:44,197 Because I'm gonna win the special prize at the end. 398 00:38:44,364 --> 00:38:47,283 Well, you do seem confident, and confidence is key. 399 00:38:50,329 --> 00:38:53,414 I'm Veruca Salt. It's very nice to meet you, sir. 400 00:38:53,916 --> 00:38:56,250 I always thought a verruca was a type of wart you got on the bottom of your foot. 403 00:39:00,422 --> 00:39:03,382 I am Augustus Gloop. I love your chocolate. 404 00:39:04,593 --> 00:39:07,261 I can see that. So do I. 405 00:39:07,429 --> 00:39:10,556 I never expected to have so much in common. 406 00:39:14,603 --> 00:39:17,396 You. You're Mike Teavee. 407 00:39:17,898 --> 00:39:20,107 You're the little devil who cracked the system. 408 00:39:22,319 --> 00:39:25,279 And you. Well, you're just lucky to be here, aren't you? 409 00:39:27,407 --> 00:39:29,951 And the rest of you must be their Parents. - Yeah. 411 00:39:40,003 --> 00:39:42,004 Moms and dads. 412 00:39:43,674 --> 00:39:45,216 Dad? 413 00:39:47,177 --> 00:39:49,095 Papa? 414 00:39:55,561 --> 00:39:58,271 Okay, then. Let's move along. 415 00:40:06,947 --> 00:40:10,992 Is it just me or does Wonka seem a few quarters short of a buck? 416 00:40:11,159 --> 00:40:13,327 I'm sorry, I don't speak American. 417 00:40:15,038 --> 00:40:17,206 Would you like some chocolate? - Sure. 418 00:40:17,374 --> 00:40:19,500 Then you should've brought some. 419 00:40:23,171 --> 00:40:25,548 Let's be friends. - Best friends. 420 00:40:37,936 --> 00:40:39,687 An important room, this. 421 00:40:39,855 --> 00:40:43,691 After all, it is a chocolate factory. - Then why is the door so small? 422 00:40:44,401 --> 00:40:46,986 That's to keep all the great big chocolatey flavor inside. 424 00:41:09,843 --> 00:41:13,054 Now, do be careful, my dear children. 425 00:41:13,221 --> 00:41:15,014 Don't lose your heads. 426 00:41:15,182 --> 00:41:17,058 Don't get overexcited. 427 00:41:18,018 --> 00:41:21,103 Just keep very calm. 428 00:41:36,870 --> 00:41:38,079 It's beautiful. 429 00:41:39,081 --> 00:41:40,790 What? 430 00:41:41,208 --> 00:41:43,250 Oh, yeah, it's very beautiful. 431 00:41:53,095 --> 00:41:55,429 Every drop of the river is hot, melted chocolate of the finest quality. 433 00:42:04,272 --> 00:42:06,565 The waterfall is most important. 434 00:42:06,733 --> 00:42:08,442 Mixes the chocolate. 435 00:42:08,610 --> 00:42:11,612 Churns it up. Makes it light and frothy. 436 00:42:12,197 --> 00:42:13,447 By the way... 437 00:42:13,615 --> 00:42:19,370 ...no other factory in the world mixes its chocolate by waterfall, my dear children. 438 00:42:19,538 --> 00:42:21,414 And you can take that to the bank. 439 00:42:31,800 --> 00:42:33,384 People. 440 00:42:35,554 --> 00:42:37,471 Those pipes suck up the chocolate and carry it away all over the factory. 442 00:42:43,311 --> 00:42:45,980 Thousands of gallons an hour. Yeah. 443 00:42:47,399 --> 00:42:50,317 And do you like my meadow? Try some of my grass. 444 00:42:50,485 --> 00:42:55,030 Please have a blade. Please do. It's so delectable and so darn good-looking. 445 00:42:55,699 --> 00:42:57,158 You can eat the grass? 446 00:42:57,325 --> 00:42:59,410 Of course you can. 447 00:42:59,578 --> 00:43:01,829 Everything in this room is eatable. 448 00:43:01,997 --> 00:43:03,330 Even I'm eatable. 449 00:43:03,498 --> 00:43:06,333 But that is called cannibalism, my dear children and is, in fact, frowned upon in most societies. 451 00:43:09,588 --> 00:43:10,838 Yeah. 452 00:43:11,840 --> 00:43:13,424 Enjoy. 453 00:43:14,092 --> 00:43:16,343 Go on. Scoot, scoot. 455 00:43:37,616 --> 00:43:39,074 Son. 456 00:43:40,494 --> 00:43:41,702 Please. 457 00:43:42,829 --> 00:43:45,539 Dad, he said, Enjoy. 458 00:43:59,429 --> 00:44:02,431 Why hold on to it? Why not start a new piece? 459 00:44:03,225 --> 00:44:07,728 Because then I wouldn't be a champion. I'd be a loser, like you. 460 00:44:36,716 --> 00:44:38,384 Daddy, look over there. 461 00:44:40,053 --> 00:44:41,762 What is it? 462 00:44:41,930 --> 00:44:43,472 It's a little person. 463 00:44:43,640 --> 00:44:46,100 Over there, by the waterfall. 464 00:44:48,270 --> 00:44:50,938 There's two of them. - There's more than two. 465 00:44:57,279 --> 00:44:59,905 Where do they come from? - Who are they? 466 00:45:01,658 --> 00:45:03,450 Are they real people? 467 00:45:03,618 --> 00:45:06,120 Of course they're real people. They're Oompa-Loompas. 468 00:45:09,833 --> 00:45:12,793 Oompa-Loompas? - Imported, direct from Loompaland. 469 00:45:12,961 --> 00:45:15,588 There's no such place. - What? 470 00:45:15,755 --> 00:45:19,258 Mr. Wonka, I teach high-school geography, and I'm here to tell you- 471 00:45:19,426 --> 00:45:24,597 Well, then you'll know all about it, and, oh, what a terrible country it is. 472 00:45:35,609 --> 00:45:37,943 The whole place is nothing but thick jungles infested by the most dangerous beasts in the entire world. 474 00:45:42,532 --> 00:45:46,994 Hornswogglers and snozzwangers and those terrible, wicked whangdoodles. 477 00:46:08,141 --> 00:46:12,061 I went to Loompaland looking for exotic new flavors for candy. 478 00:46:16,149 --> 00:46:17,441 Instead I found the Oompa-Loompas. 480 00:46:27,786 --> 00:46:32,748 They lived in tree houses to escape from the fierce creatures who lived below. 481 00:46:36,294 --> 00:46:40,547 The Oompa-Loompas ate nothing but green caterpillars, which tasted revolting. 482 00:46:41,883 --> 00:46:43,717 The Oompa-Loompas looked for things to mash up with the caterpillars to make them taste better: 484 00:46:47,097 --> 00:46:50,516 Red beetles, the bark of the bong-bong tree. 485 00:46:50,684 --> 00:46:51,934 All of them beastly but not quite so beastly as the caterpillars. 487 00:47:01,861 --> 00:47:03,654 Mmm. 488 00:47:27,387 --> 00:47:31,473 But the food they longed for the most was the cocoa bean. 490 00:47:35,311 --> 00:47:39,023 An Oompa-Loompa was lucky if he found three or four cocoa beans a year. 491 00:47:39,190 --> 00:47:41,608 But, oh, how they craved them. 492 00:47:42,819 --> 00:47:45,946 All they'd ever think about was cocoa beans. 493 00:47:51,327 --> 00:47:55,622 The cocoa bean is the thing from which chocolate is made, so I told the chief: 495 00:48:16,311 --> 00:48:18,979 They are such wonderful workers. 496 00:48:19,147 --> 00:48:22,107 I feel I must warn you, though, they are rather mischievous. 497 00:48:22,275 --> 00:48:24,068 Always making jokes. 498 00:48:24,694 --> 00:48:27,988 Augustus, my child, that is not a good thing you do! 499 00:48:30,492 --> 00:48:31,992 Hey, little boy. 500 00:48:32,160 --> 00:48:35,204 My chocolate must be untouched by human hands. 502 00:48:42,170 --> 00:48:43,670 He'll drown. 503 00:48:45,090 --> 00:48:46,632 He can't swim. 504 00:48:46,800 --> 00:48:48,342 Save him! 505 00:48:49,552 --> 00:48:52,346 Augustus! No! 506 00:48:58,686 --> 00:49:00,729 Augustus! 507 00:49:09,739 --> 00:49:12,699 Augustus, watch out! 511 00:49:29,217 --> 00:49:30,801 There he goes. 512 00:49:31,219 --> 00:49:34,054 Call the fire brigade! 513 00:49:34,222 --> 00:49:36,515 It's a wonder how that pipe is big enough. 514 00:49:37,392 --> 00:49:39,560 It isn't big enough. He's slowing down. 515 00:49:39,727 --> 00:49:41,019 He's gonna stick. 516 00:49:42,605 --> 00:49:43,897 I think he has. 517 00:49:47,443 --> 00:49:48,944 He's blocked the whole pipe. 518 00:49:51,990 --> 00:49:53,949 Look. The Oompa-Loompas. 519 00:49:57,954 --> 00:49:59,413 Back off, you little freaks! 520 00:50:02,333 --> 00:50:03,917 What are they doing? 521 00:50:06,296 --> 00:50:10,174 They're going to treat us to a little song. It is quite a special occasion. 522 00:50:10,341 --> 00:50:12,676 They haven't had a fresh audience in many a moon. 523 00:50:32,614 --> 00:50:35,115 Augustus Gloop, Augustus Gloop 524 00:50:35,700 --> 00:50:38,035 The great big, greedy nincompoop 525 00:50:38,203 --> 00:50:43,081 Augustus Gloop, so big and vile So greedy, foul and infantile 526 00:50:43,249 --> 00:50:45,584 "Come on!" we cried "The time is ripe 527 00:50:45,752 --> 00:50:48,295 To send him shooting up the pipe!" 528 00:50:48,463 --> 00:50:50,756 But don't, dear children, be alarmed 529 00:50:51,049 --> 00:50:53,550 Augustus Gloop will not be harmed 530 00:50:53,718 --> 00:50:55,969 Augustus Gloop will not be harmed 531 00:51:27,460 --> 00:51:29,461 Although, of course, we must admit 532 00:51:29,671 --> 00:51:31,838 He will be altered quite a bit 533 00:51:32,465 --> 00:51:34,967 Slowly, wheels go round and round 534 00:51:35,176 --> 00:51:37,177 And cogs begin to grind and pound 535 00:51:37,345 --> 00:51:39,972 We'll boil him for a minute more 536 00:51:40,139 --> 00:51:42,349 Until we're absolutely sure 537 00:51:42,517 --> 00:51:45,185 Then out he comes, by God, by grace 538 00:51:45,353 --> 00:51:47,729 A miracle has taken place 539 00:51:47,897 --> 00:51:50,357 A miracle has taken place 540 00:51:50,525 --> 00:51:53,235 This greedy brute, this louse's ear 541 00:51:55,697 --> 00:51:57,864 Is loved by people everywhere 542 00:51:58,032 --> 00:52:00,867 For who could hate or bear a grudge 543 00:52:01,035 --> 00:52:07,082 Against a luscious bit of fudge? 545 00:52:33,234 --> 00:52:35,193 Bravo! Well done! 546 00:52:35,403 --> 00:52:37,571 Aren't they delightful? Aren't they charming? 547 00:52:37,739 --> 00:52:42,242 I say, that all seemed rather rehearsed. - Like they knew it was gonna happen. 548 00:52:42,952 --> 00:52:44,703 Oh, poppycock. 549 00:52:47,915 --> 00:52:50,542 Where is my son? Where does that pipe go to? 550 00:52:52,211 --> 00:52:54,504 That pipe, it just so happens to lead directly to the room where I make delicious strawberry-flavored, chocolate-coated fudge. 553 00:52:59,761 --> 00:53:03,305 He will be made into strawberry-flavored, chocolate-coated fudge. 554 00:53:03,473 --> 00:53:07,017 They'll be selling him by the pound all over the world? 555 00:53:07,185 --> 00:53:10,062 No. I wouldn't allow it. The taste would be terrible. 556 00:53:10,646 --> 00:53:14,399 Can you imagine Augustus-flavored, chocolate-coated Gloop? Ew. 557 00:53:14,567 --> 00:53:15,942 No one would buy it. 559 00:53:24,744 --> 00:53:28,038 I want you to take Mrs. Gloop up to the Fudge Room, okay? 560 00:53:28,206 --> 00:53:29,706 Help her find her son. 561 00:53:29,874 --> 00:53:35,462 Take a long stick and start poking around in the big chocolate-mixing barrel, okay? 562 00:53:52,230 --> 00:53:53,814 Mr. Wonka? 563 00:53:54,148 --> 00:53:57,692 Why would Augustus' name already be in the Oompa-Loompa song, unless-? 564 00:53:57,860 --> 00:54:01,488 Improvisation is a parlor trick. Anyone can do it. 565 00:54:02,073 --> 00:54:03,782 You, little girl. Say something. 566 00:54:03,991 --> 00:54:05,992 Anything. - Chewing gum. 567 00:54:07,036 --> 00:54:09,204 Chewing gum is really gross Chewing gum, I hate the most See? Exactly the same. 569 00:54:11,582 --> 00:54:12,999 No, it isn't. 570 00:54:13,584 --> 00:54:15,669 Uh, you really shouldn't mumble. 571 00:54:15,837 --> 00:54:18,130 Because I can't understand a word you're saying. 572 00:54:20,341 --> 00:54:23,135 Now, on with the tour. 573 00:54:25,888 --> 00:54:29,808 Are the Oompa-Loompas really joking? - Of course they're joking. 574 00:54:30,017 --> 00:54:32,519 That boy will be fine. 576 00:55:21,444 --> 00:55:22,694 What's so funny? 577 00:55:23,446 --> 00:55:26,198 I think it's from all those doggone cocoa beans. 578 00:55:26,365 --> 00:55:30,243 Hey, by the way, did you guys know that chocolate contains a property... 579 00:55:30,411 --> 00:55:35,207 ...that triggers the release of endorphins? Gives one the feeling of being in love. 580 00:55:35,583 --> 00:55:37,083 You don't say. 581 00:55:39,962 --> 00:55:41,880 All aboard. 582 00:55:52,391 --> 00:55:53,600 Onward! 583 00:56:17,625 --> 00:56:19,125 Here. 584 00:56:19,293 --> 00:56:23,838 Try some of this. It'll do you good. You look starved to death. 585 00:56:25,341 --> 00:56:29,761 It's great. - That's because it's mixed by waterfall. 586 00:56:29,929 --> 00:56:31,471 The waterfall is most important. 587 00:56:31,639 --> 00:56:35,892 Mixes the chocolate, churns it up, makes it light and frothy. 588 00:56:36,477 --> 00:56:40,564 No other factory in the world- - You already said that. 589 00:56:46,153 --> 00:56:49,781 You're all quite short, aren't you? - Well, yeah. We're children. 590 00:56:49,949 --> 00:56:52,576 Well, that's no excuse. I was never as short as you. 591 00:56:52,743 --> 00:56:56,037 You were once. - Was not. Know why? 592 00:56:56,205 --> 00:56:59,916 Because I distinctly remember putting a hat on top of my head. 593 00:57:00,084 --> 00:57:03,712 Look at your short, little arms. You could never reach. 594 00:57:06,382 --> 00:57:08,717 Do you even remember what it was like being a kid? 595 00:57:08,884 --> 00:57:10,969 Oh, boy, do I. 596 00:57:14,557 --> 00:57:15,807 Do I? 597 00:57:15,975 --> 00:57:17,392 In fact, Willy Wonka hadn't thought about his childhood for years. 599 00:57:21,063 --> 00:57:23,481 Trick or treat! 600 00:57:23,816 --> 00:57:25,400 Trick or treat! 601 00:57:33,492 --> 00:57:35,035 Trick or treat! 602 00:57:37,121 --> 00:57:38,538 Who do we have here? 603 00:57:38,706 --> 00:57:42,417 Ruthie, Veronica, Terrance. 604 00:57:42,585 --> 00:57:44,127 And who's that under the sheet? 605 00:57:46,339 --> 00:57:49,382 Little Willy Wonka. 606 00:57:52,219 --> 00:57:56,681 Willy Wonka was the son of the city's most famous dentist Wilbur Wonka. 608 00:58:05,733 --> 00:58:07,359 Now... 609 00:58:07,526 --> 00:58:10,362 ...let's see what the damage is this year, shall we? 610 00:58:24,502 --> 00:58:26,336 Caramels. 611 00:58:26,879 --> 00:58:30,173 They'd get stuck in your braces, wouldn't they? 612 00:58:34,595 --> 00:58:36,971 Lollipops. 613 00:58:37,139 --> 00:58:40,892 Ought to be called cavities on a stick. 614 00:58:41,769 --> 00:58:43,520 Then we have all this... 615 00:58:43,688 --> 00:58:45,063 All this chocolate. 617 00:58:49,068 --> 00:58:53,071 You know, just last week, I was reading in a very important medical journal that some children are allergic to chocolate. 619 00:58:58,077 --> 00:59:00,787 Makes their noses itch. 620 00:59:01,163 --> 00:59:03,415 Maybe I'm not allergic. 621 00:59:03,582 --> 00:59:05,917 I could try a piece. - Really? 622 00:59:07,169 --> 00:59:09,212 But why take a chance? 623 00:59:24,729 --> 00:59:27,564 Mr. Wonka? Mr. Wonka? 624 00:59:27,732 --> 00:59:30,066 We're headed for a tunnel. - Oh, yeah. 625 00:59:30,443 --> 00:59:31,651 Full speed ahead. 626 00:59:38,451 --> 00:59:41,327 How can they see where they're going? - They can't. 627 00:59:41,829 --> 00:59:43,830 There's no knowing where they're going. 628 00:59:44,206 --> 00:59:45,457 Switch on the lights! 629 01:00:13,068 --> 01:00:14,611 People, keep an eye out. 630 01:00:14,779 --> 01:00:16,905 We're passing some very important rooms here. 631 01:00:22,495 --> 01:00:24,037 What do you use hair cream for? 632 01:00:25,206 --> 01:00:26,873 To lock in moisture. 634 01:00:34,048 --> 01:00:36,549 Whipped cream. - Precisely. 635 01:00:37,301 --> 01:00:38,468 That doesn't make sense. 636 01:00:39,637 --> 01:00:41,346 For your information, little girl whipped cream isn't whipped cream at all unless it's been whipped with whips. 638 01:00:45,518 --> 01:00:47,644 Everybody knows that. 639 01:01:37,236 --> 01:01:40,196 Stop the boat. I wanna show you guys something. 640 01:02:00,968 --> 01:02:04,220 Now, this is the most important room in the entire factory. 641 01:02:04,680 --> 01:02:08,850 Now, everyone, enjoy yourselves, but just don't touch anything. 642 01:02:09,018 --> 01:02:10,268 Okay? Go on. 643 01:02:10,477 --> 01:02:11,769 Go on, scoot. 644 01:02:23,282 --> 01:02:25,116 Hey, Mr. Wonka, what's this? 645 01:02:26,118 --> 01:02:29,287 Oh. Let me show you. 646 01:02:31,123 --> 01:02:32,373 Thank you. 647 01:02:32,541 --> 01:02:34,709 These are Everlasting Gobstoppers. 648 01:02:34,877 --> 01:02:37,587 They're for children who are given very little allowance. 649 01:02:37,755 --> 01:02:41,174 You can suck on it all year, and it'll never get any smaller. 650 01:02:41,508 --> 01:02:43,801 Isn't that neat? - It's like gum. 651 01:02:44,386 --> 01:02:46,888 No. Gum is for chewing. 652 01:02:47,056 --> 01:02:49,349 If you tried chewing one of these Gobstoppers you'd break all your little teeth off. 654 01:02:51,727 --> 01:02:54,062 But they sure do taste terrific. 655 01:03:01,278 --> 01:03:03,738 And this is Hair Toffee. 656 01:03:03,906 --> 01:03:06,240 You suck down one of these little boogers... 657 01:03:06,408 --> 01:03:08,326 ...and in exactly half an hour... 658 01:03:08,535 --> 01:03:12,246 ...a brand-new crop of hair will grow out over the top of your little noggin. 659 01:03:12,414 --> 01:03:14,624 And a mustache. And a beard. 660 01:03:14,792 --> 01:03:17,335 Who wants a beard? - Well beatniks, for one. Folk singers and motorbike riders. 662 01:03:20,839 --> 01:03:24,968 You know, all those hip, jazzy, super-cool, neat, keen and groovy cats. 663 01:03:25,135 --> 01:03:27,637 It's in the fridge, daddy-o. Are you hep to the jive? 664 01:03:27,805 --> 01:03:29,889 Can you dig what I'm laying down? I knew you could. 665 01:03:30,057 --> 01:03:32,684 Slide me some skin, soul brother. 666 01:03:35,896 --> 01:03:37,897 Unfortunately, the mixture isn't right yet. 667 01:03:38,065 --> 01:03:41,359 Because an Oompa-Loompa tried some yesterday, and, well, he- 668 01:03:46,198 --> 01:03:47,365 How are you today? 669 01:03:49,159 --> 01:03:50,576 You look great. 670 01:03:59,253 --> 01:04:00,712 Watch this. 672 01:04:29,199 --> 01:04:30,450 You mean that's it? 673 01:04:30,951 --> 01:04:32,869 Do you even know what "it" is? 674 01:04:33,245 --> 01:04:35,246 It's gum. - Yeah. 675 01:04:35,414 --> 01:04:39,417 It's a stick of the most amazing and sensational gum in the whole universe. 676 01:04:39,626 --> 01:04:41,753 Know why? Know why? 677 01:04:41,920 --> 01:04:45,173 Because this gum is a full three-course dinner all by itself. 679 01:04:48,469 --> 01:04:49,927 Why would anyone want that? 680 01:04:57,311 --> 01:04:59,812 "It will be the end of all kitchens and all cooking. 681 01:04:59,980 --> 01:05:03,691 Just a little strip of Wonka's magic chewing gum and that is all you will ever need at breakfast, lunch and dinner. 683 01:05:06,153 --> 01:05:10,573 This piece of gum happens to be tomato soup, roast beef and blueberry pie. " 684 01:05:10,741 --> 01:05:12,658 It sounds great. 685 01:05:13,160 --> 01:05:16,287 It sounds weird. - It sounds like my kind of gum. 686 01:05:19,166 --> 01:05:22,085 I'd rather you didn't. There are still some things that are- 687 01:05:22,252 --> 01:05:25,671 I'm the world-record holder in chewing gum. I'm not afraid of anything. 688 01:05:31,261 --> 01:05:34,347 How is it, honey? - It's amazing! 689 01:05:34,515 --> 01:05:37,141 Tomato soup. I can feel it running down my throat. 690 01:05:37,309 --> 01:05:38,768 Yeah. Spit it out. 691 01:05:38,936 --> 01:05:41,479 Young lady, I think you'd better- - It's changing. 692 01:05:42,231 --> 01:05:44,482 Roast beef, with baked potato. 693 01:05:44,817 --> 01:05:47,485 Crispy skin and butter. - Keep chewing. 694 01:05:47,694 --> 01:05:50,988 My little girl's gonna be the first person to have a chewing-gum meal. 695 01:05:51,198 --> 01:05:53,616 Yeah. I'm just a little concerned about the Blueberry pie and ice cream! 697 01:05:56,036 --> 01:05:58,538 That part. - What's happening to her nose? 698 01:06:04,211 --> 01:06:05,503 It's turning blue. 699 01:06:08,382 --> 01:06:10,133 Your whole nose has gone purple. 700 01:06:10,717 --> 01:06:12,718 What do you mean? 701 01:06:13,345 --> 01:06:16,055 Violet, you're turning violet. 702 01:06:17,099 --> 01:06:20,685 What's happening? - I told you I hadn't quite got it right. 703 01:06:20,853 --> 01:06:23,896 Because it goes a little funny when it gets to the dessert. 704 01:06:24,064 --> 01:06:25,773 It's the blueberry pie that does it. 705 01:06:26,567 --> 01:06:28,734 I'm terribly sorry. 706 01:06:37,369 --> 01:06:40,746 Mother? What's happening to me? 707 01:06:53,468 --> 01:06:54,886 She's swelling up. 708 01:06:59,016 --> 01:07:00,266 Like a blueberry. 709 01:07:29,004 --> 01:07:33,049 I've tried it on, like, 20 Oompa-Loompas, and each one ended up as a blueberry. 710 01:07:33,217 --> 01:07:35,009 It's just weird. 711 01:07:35,177 --> 01:07:37,178 But I can't have a blueberry as a daughter. 712 01:07:37,346 --> 01:07:38,930 How is she supposed to compete? 713 01:07:39,097 --> 01:07:40,514 You could put her in a county fair. 716 01:07:54,821 --> 01:07:56,822 Yeah, yeah 717 01:08:01,453 --> 01:08:02,912 Yeah 718 01:08:03,080 --> 01:08:05,248 Listen close, and listen hard 719 01:08:05,415 --> 01:08:07,291 To the tale of Violet Beauregarde 720 01:08:07,459 --> 01:08:10,002 This gentle girl She sees no wrong 721 01:08:10,170 --> 01:08:12,588 In chewing, chewing, chewing, chewing 722 01:08:12,756 --> 01:08:14,966 Chewing, chewing all day long 723 01:08:15,133 --> 01:08:17,134 Chewing, chewing all day long 724 01:08:17,344 --> 01:08:19,845 Chewing, chewing all day long 725 01:08:20,013 --> 01:08:22,139 Chewing, chewing all day long 726 01:08:23,642 --> 01:08:24,976 Yeah 727 01:08:34,236 --> 01:08:36,529 She goes on chewing till, at last 728 01:08:36,697 --> 01:08:38,823 Her chewing muscles grow so vast 729 01:08:38,991 --> 01:08:41,325 And from her face Her giant chin 730 01:08:41,493 --> 01:08:43,828 Sticks out just like a violin 731 01:08:43,996 --> 01:08:46,163 Chewing, chewing all day long 732 01:08:46,373 --> 01:08:48,499 Chewing, chewing all day long 733 01:08:48,667 --> 01:08:51,002 Chewing, chewing all day long 734 01:08:55,507 --> 01:08:57,842 For years and years she chews away 735 01:08:58,010 --> 01:09:00,344 Herjaws get stronger every day 736 01:09:00,512 --> 01:09:02,680 And with one great, tremendous chew 737 01:09:02,889 --> 01:09:05,057 They bite the poor girl's tongue in two 738 01:09:05,392 --> 01:09:07,393 And that is why we try so hard 739 01:09:07,894 --> 01:09:10,146 To save Miss Violet Beauregarde 740 01:09:10,314 --> 01:09:12,523 Chewing, chewing all day long 741 01:09:12,691 --> 01:09:14,900 Chewing, chewing all day long 742 01:09:15,068 --> 01:09:17,361 Chewing, chewing, chewing, chewing 743 01:09:17,529 --> 01:09:20,031 Chewing, chewing all day long 744 01:09:20,198 --> 01:09:22,199 Chewing, chewing all day long 745 01:09:22,409 --> 01:09:24,660 Chewing, chewing all day long 746 01:09:24,828 --> 01:09:26,203 Chewing, chewing all day long 747 01:09:26,413 --> 01:09:28,539 Mr. Wonka! 748 01:09:33,920 --> 01:09:36,380 I want you to roll Miss Beauregarde into the boat and take her along to the Juicing Room at once, okay? 750 01:09:40,927 --> 01:09:43,429 Juicing Room? What are they gonna do to her there? 751 01:09:44,014 --> 01:09:45,723 They're gonna squeeze her. 752 01:09:45,932 --> 01:09:47,850 Like a little pimple. 753 01:09:48,727 --> 01:09:51,729 We gotta squeeze all that juice out of her immediately. 754 01:09:55,025 --> 01:09:56,567 Mother, help me. 755 01:09:56,735 --> 01:09:58,444 Please. 756 01:10:03,533 --> 01:10:05,201 Come on. 757 01:10:05,702 --> 01:10:06,786 Let's boogie. 758 01:10:07,454 --> 01:10:10,581 Without the boat, we'll have to move double-time to keep on schedule. 759 01:10:10,749 --> 01:10:12,041 There's too much to see. 760 01:10:12,209 --> 01:10:13,250 Mr. Wonka? - Yeah? 761 01:10:13,543 --> 01:10:15,252 Why did you decide to let people in? 762 01:10:15,504 --> 01:10:17,463 So they could see the factory, of course. 763 01:10:17,672 --> 01:10:20,049 But why now? And why only five? 764 01:10:20,217 --> 01:10:22,510 What's the special prize, and who gets it? 765 01:10:22,677 --> 01:10:24,553 The best kind of prize is a surprise. 767 01:10:26,139 --> 01:10:28,057 Will Violet always be a blueberry? 768 01:10:28,225 --> 01:10:30,309 No. Maybe. I don't know. 769 01:10:30,644 --> 01:10:33,604 That's what you get from chewing gum all day. It's disgusting. 770 01:10:33,855 --> 01:10:36,148 If you hate gum so much, why do you make it? 771 01:10:36,316 --> 01:10:39,276 Once again, you shouldn't mumble. It's starting to bum me out. 772 01:10:39,486 --> 01:10:42,363 Can you remember the first candy you ever ate? 773 01:10:45,992 --> 01:10:47,201 No. 774 01:10:47,369 --> 01:10:49,370 In fact, Willy Wonka did remember the first candy he ever ate. 776 01:11:53,560 --> 01:11:56,812 I'm sorry, I was having a flashback. 777 01:11:57,439 --> 01:11:59,190 I see. 778 01:11:59,566 --> 01:12:01,484 These flashbacks happen often? 779 01:12:01,651 --> 01:12:03,611 Increasingly today. 782 01:12:12,579 --> 01:12:14,788 Ah, this is a room I know all about. 783 01:12:14,956 --> 01:12:18,083 For you see, Mr. Wonka, I, myself, am in the nut business. 784 01:12:18,251 --> 01:12:21,670 Are you using the Havermax 4000 to do your sorting? 785 01:12:21,838 --> 01:12:23,464 No. 786 01:12:23,632 --> 01:12:25,090 You're really weird. 788 01:12:46,404 --> 01:12:49,114 Squirrels. - Yeah. Squirrels. 789 01:12:49,282 --> 01:12:52,535 These squirrels are specially trained to get the nuts out of shells. 790 01:13:08,927 --> 01:13:11,428 Why use squirrels? Why not use Oompa-Loompas? 791 01:13:11,638 --> 01:13:16,141 Because only squirrels can get the whole walnut out almost every single time. 792 01:13:16,726 --> 01:13:19,937 See how they tap them with their knuckles to make sure it's not bad? 793 01:13:20,355 --> 01:13:21,647 Oh, look. Look. 794 01:13:23,400 --> 01:13:24,984 I think that one's got a bad nut. 795 01:13:27,362 --> 01:13:29,071 Daddy, I want a squirrel. 796 01:13:29,239 --> 01:13:31,448 Get me one of those squirrels. I want one. 797 01:13:31,908 --> 01:13:34,451 Veruca, dear, you have many marvelous pets. 798 01:13:34,661 --> 01:13:38,622 All I've got at home is one pony and two dogs and four cats and six rabbits... 799 01:13:38,790 --> 01:13:42,334 ...and two parakeets and three canaries and a green parrot and a turtle... 800 01:13:42,502 --> 01:13:45,671 ...and a silly old hamster. I want a squirrel! 801 01:13:46,089 --> 01:13:47,339 All right, pet. 802 01:13:47,507 --> 01:13:50,217 Daddy will get you a squirrel as soon as he possibly can. 803 01:13:50,385 --> 01:13:53,929 But I don't want any old squirrel, I want a trained squirrel. 804 01:13:55,265 --> 01:13:56,849 Very well. 805 01:13:57,183 --> 01:14:00,352 Mr. Wonka, how much do you want for one of these squirrels? 806 01:14:00,520 --> 01:14:02,479 Name your price. 807 01:14:03,356 --> 01:14:05,983 Oh, they're not for sale. She can't have one. 808 01:14:10,989 --> 01:14:12,573 Daddy. 809 01:14:14,242 --> 01:14:15,492 I'm sorry, darling. 810 01:14:15,952 --> 01:14:18,120 Mr. Wonka's being unreasonable. 811 01:14:20,749 --> 01:14:24,293 If you won't get me a squirrel, I'll get one myself. 812 01:14:33,219 --> 01:14:34,595 Veruca. 813 01:14:36,222 --> 01:14:37,598 Little girl? 814 01:14:41,394 --> 01:14:43,228 Veruca, come back here at once. 815 01:14:45,857 --> 01:14:47,483 Veruca. 816 01:14:59,371 --> 01:15:00,788 Little girl? 817 01:15:01,289 --> 01:15:03,040 Don't touch that squirrel's nuts. 818 01:15:03,249 --> 01:15:05,334 It'll make him crazy. 819 01:15:21,643 --> 01:15:23,102 I'll have you. 820 01:15:28,358 --> 01:15:29,775 Veruca. 821 01:15:36,074 --> 01:15:37,408 Veruca. 822 01:15:39,619 --> 01:15:41,161 No! 823 01:15:45,542 --> 01:15:46,917 Veruca! 825 01:15:49,087 --> 01:15:51,422 Let's find the key. 826 01:15:52,882 --> 01:15:54,216 Nope. Not that one. 827 01:15:55,301 --> 01:15:57,553 Daddy! - Veruca! 828 01:15:58,555 --> 01:16:00,806 No. It's not that one. 829 01:16:12,360 --> 01:16:14,111 There it is. 830 01:16:14,320 --> 01:16:15,487 There it isn't. 831 01:16:15,655 --> 01:16:17,406 Daddy, I want them to stop. 832 01:16:28,126 --> 01:16:29,585 What are they doing? 833 01:16:29,753 --> 01:16:31,754 They're testing to see if she's a bad nut. 835 01:16:33,840 --> 01:16:36,633 Oh, my goodness. She is a bad nut after all. 836 01:16:43,850 --> 01:16:45,142 Veruca! 837 01:16:45,727 --> 01:16:47,102 Daddy! 838 01:16:47,270 --> 01:16:48,812 Where are they taking her? 839 01:16:48,980 --> 01:16:51,774 Where all the other bad nuts go. To the garbage chute. 840 01:16:53,276 --> 01:16:55,527 Where does the chute go? - To the incinerator. 841 01:16:56,362 --> 01:16:58,697 But don't worry. We only light it on Tuesdays. 842 01:16:58,865 --> 01:17:00,491 Today is Tuesday. 843 01:17:02,660 --> 01:17:05,704 There's always the chance they decided not to light it today. 846 01:17:24,057 --> 01:17:27,017 Now, she may be stuck in the chute just below the top. 847 01:17:27,185 --> 01:17:30,813 If that's the case, all you have to do is just reach in and pull her out. 848 01:17:31,689 --> 01:17:32,898 Okay? 850 01:18:10,937 --> 01:18:14,064 Veruca Salt, the little brute 851 01:18:14,232 --> 01:18:17,359 Has just gone down the garbage chute 852 01:18:17,527 --> 01:18:21,613 And she will meet, as she descends 853 01:18:21,781 --> 01:18:25,033 A rather different set of friends 854 01:18:25,201 --> 01:18:28,120 A rather different set of friends 855 01:18:28,288 --> 01:18:31,957 A rather different set of friends 856 01:18:32,125 --> 01:18:35,252 A fish head, for example, cut 857 01:18:35,461 --> 01:18:38,505 This morning from a halibut 858 01:18:38,673 --> 01:18:41,925 An oyster from an oyster stew 859 01:18:42,093 --> 01:18:45,846 A steak that no one else would chew 860 01:18:46,014 --> 01:18:49,349 And lots of other things as well 861 01:18:49,517 --> 01:18:55,647 Each with its rather horrid smell 862 01:18:55,815 --> 01:18:59,568 Horrid smell 863 01:18:59,903 --> 01:19:03,113 These are Veruca's newfound friends 864 01:19:03,281 --> 01:19:06,825 That she will meet as she descends 865 01:19:06,993 --> 01:19:12,247 These are Veruca's newfound friends 866 01:19:31,351 --> 01:19:34,895 Who went and spoiled her, who indeed? 867 01:19:35,063 --> 01:19:38,482 Who pandered to her every need? 868 01:19:38,650 --> 01:19:41,860 Who turned her into such a brat? 869 01:19:42,028 --> 01:19:43,820 Who are the culprits? 870 01:19:44,030 --> 01:19:45,489 Who did that? 871 01:19:45,657 --> 01:19:48,951 The guilty ones, now this is sad 872 01:19:49,243 --> 01:19:52,829 Are dear old Mum and loving Dad 874 01:20:03,383 --> 01:20:05,676 Oh, really? Oh, good. 875 01:20:05,885 --> 01:20:08,428 I've just been informed that the incinerator's broken. 876 01:20:08,596 --> 01:20:12,182 So there should be about three weeks of rotten garbage to break their fall. 877 01:20:12,350 --> 01:20:13,850 Well, that's good news. 878 01:20:14,143 --> 01:20:15,644 Yeah. 879 01:20:16,145 --> 01:20:18,897 Well, let's keep on trucking. 881 01:20:21,567 --> 01:20:23,777 I don't know why I didn't think of this earlier. 882 01:20:23,945 --> 01:20:27,155 The elevator's by far the most efficient way to get around the factory. 883 01:20:27,323 --> 01:20:29,157 There can't be this many floors. 884 01:20:30,076 --> 01:20:32,160 How do you know, Mr. Smarty-Pants? 885 01:20:32,328 --> 01:20:35,080 This isn't an ordinary up-and-down elevator, by the way. 886 01:20:35,248 --> 01:20:37,749 This elevator can go sideways, longways, slantways... 887 01:20:37,917 --> 01:20:39,543 ...and any other ways you can think of. 888 01:20:39,711 --> 01:20:42,587 You just press any button and, whoosh, you're off. 889 01:20:52,765 --> 01:20:54,099 Oh, look. Look. 890 01:20:55,351 --> 01:20:58,437 Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Fudge Mountain. 891 01:21:21,044 --> 01:21:22,377 Oh. 892 01:21:27,467 --> 01:21:29,259 I'd rather not talk about this one. 893 01:21:40,646 --> 01:21:42,773 This is the Puppet Hospital and Burn Center. 894 01:21:47,320 --> 01:21:50,155 It's relatively new. 895 01:21:56,788 --> 01:21:58,288 Ah, the administration offices. 896 01:22:00,458 --> 01:22:01,875 Hello, Doris. 897 01:22:37,203 --> 01:22:39,996 Why is everything here completely pointless? 898 01:22:40,206 --> 01:22:42,165 Candy doesn't have to have a point. 899 01:22:42,333 --> 01:22:43,667 That's why it's candy. 900 01:22:43,835 --> 01:22:45,335 It's stupid. 901 01:22:45,878 --> 01:22:49,089 Candy is a waste of time. 902 01:22:49,715 --> 01:22:52,968 No son of mine is going to be a chocolatier. 903 01:22:53,511 --> 01:22:55,053 Then I'll run away. 904 01:22:55,221 --> 01:22:57,347 To Switzerland. Bavaria. 905 01:22:57,598 --> 01:22:59,516 The candy capitals of the world. 906 01:23:00,226 --> 01:23:01,560 Go ahead. 907 01:23:01,727 --> 01:23:03,562 But I won't be here when you come back. 908 01:23:32,133 --> 01:23:33,425 Sorry, son. 909 01:23:33,593 --> 01:23:36,094 We're closing for the night. 910 01:24:01,537 --> 01:24:03,205 I wanna pick a room. 911 01:24:06,292 --> 01:24:07,709 Go ahead. 912 01:24:26,562 --> 01:24:27,854 Here. 913 01:24:28,314 --> 01:24:31,233 Put these on quick, and don't take them off whatever you do. 914 01:24:31,901 --> 01:24:34,819 This light could burn your eyeballs right out of your skulls. 915 01:24:35,154 --> 01:24:38,114 And we certainly don't want that, now, do we? 916 01:24:40,952 --> 01:24:44,663 This is the testing room for my very latest and greatest invention: 917 01:24:45,081 --> 01:24:47,540 Television Chocolate. 918 01:24:47,708 --> 01:24:48,959 One day it occurred to me: 919 01:24:49,126 --> 01:24:51,711 "Hey, if television can break up a photograph... 920 01:24:51,879 --> 01:24:55,924 ...into millions and millions of tiny pieces and send it whizzing through the air... 921 01:24:56,092 --> 01:24:58,009 ...then reassemble it on the other end... 922 01:24:58,177 --> 01:25:00,178 ...why can't I do the same with chocolate? 923 01:25:00,638 --> 01:25:03,473 Why can't I send a real bar of chocolate through the television, all ready to be eaten?" 925 01:25:06,185 --> 01:25:09,938 I'm not gonna touch it. I'm not going in that direction. 926 01:25:11,357 --> 01:25:12,607 Sounds impossible. 927 01:25:13,067 --> 01:25:14,401 It is impossible. 928 01:25:15,361 --> 01:25:18,029 You don't understand anything about science. 929 01:25:18,197 --> 01:25:23,285 First off, there's a difference between waves and particles. Duh. 930 01:25:23,452 --> 01:25:27,038 Second, the amount of power it would take to convert energy in matter would be like nine atomic bombs. 932 01:25:29,208 --> 01:25:30,667 Mumbler! 933 01:25:31,502 --> 01:25:35,505 Seriously, I cannot understand a single word you're saying. 934 01:25:39,093 --> 01:25:40,552 Okey-dokey. 935 01:25:40,720 --> 01:25:44,055 I shall now send a bar of chocolate from one end of the room to the other by television. 937 01:25:47,476 --> 01:25:48,893 Bring in the chocolate. 938 01:26:09,665 --> 01:26:12,334 It's gotta be real big because you know how on TV... 939 01:26:12,501 --> 01:26:15,879 ...you can film a regular-size man, and he comes out looking this tall? 940 01:26:16,047 --> 01:26:17,464 Same basic principle. 941 01:26:49,455 --> 01:26:51,039 It's gone. 942 01:26:51,999 --> 01:26:56,127 Told you. That chocolate is now rushing through the air above our heads in a million tiny little pieces. 944 01:26:58,964 --> 01:27:01,800 Come over here. Come on. Come on. Come on! 945 01:27:07,390 --> 01:27:09,140 Watch the screen. 946 01:27:12,520 --> 01:27:14,145 Here it comes. 947 01:27:15,231 --> 01:27:16,815 Oh, look. 948 01:27:20,903 --> 01:27:23,613 Take it. - It's just a picture on a screen. 949 01:27:24,573 --> 01:27:25,824 Scaredy-cat. 950 01:27:25,991 --> 01:27:27,492 You take it. 951 01:27:28,327 --> 01:27:30,620 Go on. Just reach out and grab it. 952 01:27:38,796 --> 01:27:40,296 Go on. 953 01:27:48,305 --> 01:27:50,140 Holy buckets. 954 01:27:53,144 --> 01:27:55,270 Eat it. Go on. 955 01:27:55,438 --> 01:27:57,605 It'll be delicious. It's the same bar. 956 01:27:57,773 --> 01:28:01,067 It's just gotten a little smaller on the journey, that's all. 957 01:28:09,410 --> 01:28:10,910 It's great. 958 01:28:11,078 --> 01:28:12,454 It's a miracle. 959 01:28:14,248 --> 01:28:17,083 So imagine, you're sitting at home watching television... 960 01:28:17,251 --> 01:28:21,004 ...and suddenly a commercial will flash onto the screen, and a voice will say: 961 01:28:21,172 --> 01:28:25,258 "Wonka's chocolates are the best in the world. 962 01:28:25,426 --> 01:28:28,344 If you don't believe us, try one for yourself. " 963 01:28:29,346 --> 01:28:32,932 And you simply reach out and take it. 964 01:28:33,851 --> 01:28:35,143 How about that? 965 01:28:35,311 --> 01:28:37,228 So can you send other things? 966 01:28:37,396 --> 01:28:39,189 Say, like, breakfast cereal? 967 01:28:39,565 --> 01:28:42,150 Do you have any idea what breakfast cereal's made of? 968 01:28:42,318 --> 01:28:45,653 It's those little curly wooden shavings you find in pencil sharpeners. 969 01:28:45,821 --> 01:28:47,947 But could you send it by TV if you wanted to? 970 01:28:48,240 --> 01:28:50,241 Of course I could. - What about people? 971 01:28:50,618 --> 01:28:54,120 Well, why would I wanna send a person? They don't taste very good at all. 972 01:28:54,288 --> 01:28:57,499 Don't you realize what you've invented? It's a teleporter. 973 01:28:57,708 --> 01:29:00,668 It's the most important invention in the history of the world. 974 01:29:00,836 --> 01:29:03,004 And all you think about is chocolate. 975 01:29:03,172 --> 01:29:04,380 Calm down, Mike. 976 01:29:04,590 --> 01:29:07,342 I think Mr. Wonka knows what he's talking about. 977 01:29:07,510 --> 01:29:09,928 No, he doesn't. He has no idea. 978 01:29:10,095 --> 01:29:12,222 You think he's a genius, but he's an idiot. 979 01:29:13,140 --> 01:29:14,891 But I'm not. 980 01:29:19,605 --> 01:29:21,105 Hey, little boy. 981 01:29:22,399 --> 01:29:24,108 Don't push my button. 982 01:30:05,526 --> 01:30:06,943 He's gone. 983 01:30:07,361 --> 01:30:09,904 Let's go check the television, see what we get. 984 01:30:11,073 --> 01:30:13,449 I sure hope no part of him gets left behind. 985 01:30:13,659 --> 01:30:14,867 What do you mean? 986 01:30:15,327 --> 01:30:19,747 Well, sometimes only half of the little pieces find their way through. 987 01:30:20,916 --> 01:30:24,377 If you had to choose only one half of your son, which one would it be? 988 01:30:24,670 --> 01:30:26,588 What kind of a question is that? 989 01:30:27,381 --> 01:30:30,466 No need to snap. Just a question. 990 01:30:31,302 --> 01:30:34,262 Try every channel. I'm starting to feel a little anxious. 991 01:30:39,893 --> 01:30:41,686 There he is. - Mike. 992 01:30:42,354 --> 01:30:44,063 The most important thing 993 01:30:44,231 --> 01:30:45,481 That we've ever learned 994 01:30:45,691 --> 01:30:49,027 The most important thing we've learned As far as children are concerned 995 01:30:49,194 --> 01:30:52,030 Is never, never let them near The television set 996 01:30:52,197 --> 01:30:55,700 Or better still just don't install The idiotic thing at all 997 01:30:56,702 --> 01:30:59,370 Never, never let them Never, never let them 998 01:31:12,468 --> 01:31:14,052 Never, never let them 999 01:31:14,219 --> 01:31:15,511 Never, never let them 1000 01:31:15,679 --> 01:31:17,472 It rots the senses in the head 1001 01:31:17,640 --> 01:31:18,848 It keeps imagination dead 1002 01:31:19,016 --> 01:31:20,516 It clogs and clutters up the mind 1003 01:31:20,726 --> 01:31:22,310 It makes a child so dull and blind 1004 01:31:22,478 --> 01:31:23,853 So dull, so dull 1005 01:31:24,021 --> 01:31:27,023 He can no longer understand A fairy tale, a fairyland 1006 01:31:27,232 --> 01:31:28,775 A fairyland, a fairyland 1007 01:31:28,984 --> 01:31:30,360 His brain becomes as soft as cheese 1008 01:31:30,527 --> 01:31:32,028 His thinking powers rust and freeze 1009 01:31:32,237 --> 01:31:35,448 He cannot think, he only sees 1010 01:31:40,245 --> 01:31:43,206 Regarding little Mike Teavee 1011 01:31:43,374 --> 01:31:46,000 We very much regret that we 1012 01:31:46,543 --> 01:31:48,169 Regret that we 1013 01:31:49,838 --> 01:31:51,422 Shall simply have to wait and see 1014 01:31:51,590 --> 01:31:52,882 Wait and see, wait and see 1015 01:31:53,050 --> 01:31:55,385 Wait and see, wait and see, wait and see 1016 01:31:55,552 --> 01:31:56,886 We very much regret that we 1017 01:31:57,054 --> 01:31:58,721 Shall simply have to wait and see 1018 01:31:58,889 --> 01:32:00,723 If we can get him back his height 1019 01:32:00,891 --> 01:32:03,476 But if we can't 1020 01:32:03,644 --> 01:32:04,686 It serves him right 1021 01:32:04,853 --> 01:32:06,396 Ew, somebody grab him. 1022 01:32:06,563 --> 01:32:08,398 Help me. 1023 01:32:09,108 --> 01:32:10,692 Help me. 1024 01:32:11,610 --> 01:32:14,737 Oh, thank heavens. He's completely unharmed. 1025 01:32:14,905 --> 01:32:18,449 Unharmed? What are you talking about? 1026 01:32:21,286 --> 01:32:23,705 Just put me back in the other way. 1027 01:32:23,872 --> 01:32:25,415 There is no other way. 1028 01:32:25,582 --> 01:32:28,626 It's television, not telephone. There's quite a difference. 1029 01:32:28,836 --> 01:32:31,838 And what exactly do you propose to do about it? 1030 01:32:32,005 --> 01:32:33,089 I don't know. 1031 01:32:34,049 --> 01:32:37,719 But young men are extremely springy. They stretch like mad. 1032 01:32:38,345 --> 01:32:41,431 Let's go put him in the taffy puller. - Taffy puller? 1033 01:32:42,099 --> 01:32:43,433 Hey, that was my idea. 1034 01:32:45,561 --> 01:32:46,936 Boy, is he gonna be skinny. 1035 01:32:47,980 --> 01:32:49,564 Yeah. 1036 01:32:49,732 --> 01:32:51,983 Taffy puller. 1037 01:32:52,985 --> 01:32:55,445 I want you to take Mr. Teavee and his little boy up to the taffy puller, okay? 1039 01:32:59,616 --> 01:33:01,409 Stretch him out. 1041 01:33:12,212 --> 01:33:14,130 On with the tour. 1042 01:33:23,015 --> 01:33:25,308 There's still so much left to see. 1043 01:33:25,476 --> 01:33:28,019 Now, how many children are left? 1044 01:33:30,731 --> 01:33:35,151 Mr. Wonka, Charlie's the only one left now. 1045 01:33:37,404 --> 01:33:38,863 You mean, you're the only one? 1046 01:33:39,782 --> 01:33:41,449 Yes. 1047 01:33:41,658 --> 01:33:42,992 What happened to the others? 1048 01:33:47,539 --> 01:33:50,166 Oh, my dear boy, but that means you've won. 1049 01:33:50,375 --> 01:33:52,502 Oh, I do congratulate you. I really do. 1050 01:33:52,669 --> 01:33:54,003 I'm absolutely delighted. 1051 01:33:54,171 --> 01:33:56,714 I had a hunch right from the beginning. Well done. 1052 01:33:56,882 --> 01:33:58,883 Now, we mustn't dilly or dally. 1053 01:33:59,051 --> 01:34:02,094 We have an enormous number of things to do before the day's out. 1054 01:34:02,262 --> 01:34:06,224 But luckily for us, we have the great glass elevator to speed things along- 1055 01:34:12,689 --> 01:34:13,981 Speed things along. 1056 01:34:16,819 --> 01:34:18,402 Come on. 1057 01:34:24,618 --> 01:34:26,911 "Up and Out"? What kind of room is that? 1058 01:34:27,454 --> 01:34:29,121 Hold on. 1059 01:34:37,923 --> 01:34:39,549 Oh, my goodness. 1060 01:34:39,716 --> 01:34:43,386 We're gonna need to go much faster, otherwise we'll just never break through. 1061 01:34:43,554 --> 01:34:45,096 Break through what? 1062 01:34:45,347 --> 01:34:47,765 I've been longing to press that button for years. 1063 01:34:48,517 --> 01:34:51,269 Well, here we go. Up and out. 1064 01:34:51,603 --> 01:34:54,021 But do you really mean-? - Yeah. I do. 1065 01:34:54,189 --> 01:34:55,690 But it's made of glass. 1066 01:34:55,858 --> 01:34:57,859 It'll smash into a million pieces. 1068 01:35:33,478 --> 01:35:36,397 Augustus, please don't eat your fingers. 1069 01:35:36,565 --> 01:35:38,482 But I taste so good. 1070 01:35:51,622 --> 01:35:54,081 Look, Mother. I'm much more flexible now. 1071 01:35:54,625 --> 01:35:57,126 Yes, but you're blue. 1072 01:36:19,608 --> 01:36:22,318 Daddy, I want a flying glass elevator. 1073 01:36:22,945 --> 01:36:26,405 Veruca, the only thing you're getting today is a bath, and that's final. 1074 01:36:26,573 --> 01:36:28,199 But I want it. 1075 01:36:45,175 --> 01:36:47,051 Where do you live? 1076 01:36:47,886 --> 01:36:50,054 Right over there. That little house. 1077 01:36:55,352 --> 01:36:57,186 What time do you think they'll be back? 1078 01:36:57,354 --> 01:36:59,063 Hard to know, dear. 1080 01:37:10,701 --> 01:37:13,327 I think there's someone at the door. 1081 01:37:13,495 --> 01:37:15,287 Hi, Mom. 1082 01:37:17,833 --> 01:37:20,084 Mom. Dad. We're back. 1083 01:37:20,252 --> 01:37:21,919 Charlie. - Charlie. 1084 01:37:23,296 --> 01:37:24,880 Goodness. 1085 01:37:26,717 --> 01:37:29,427 This is Willy Wonka. He gave us a ride home. 1086 01:37:29,886 --> 01:37:31,303 I see that. 1087 01:37:31,471 --> 01:37:33,472 You must be the boy's- 1088 01:37:34,766 --> 01:37:37,309 Parents? - Yeah. That. 1089 01:37:37,477 --> 01:37:40,396 He says Charlie's won something. 1090 01:37:41,857 --> 01:37:43,232 Not just some something. 1091 01:37:43,608 --> 01:37:47,528 The most "something" something of any something that's ever been. 1092 01:37:48,030 --> 01:37:50,865 I'm gonna give this little boy my entire factory. 1093 01:37:52,993 --> 01:37:55,077 You must be joking. 1094 01:37:55,245 --> 01:37:56,537 No, really. It's true. 1095 01:37:56,705 --> 01:38:00,166 Because you see, a few months ago, I was having my semiannual haircut and I had the strangest revelation. 1097 01:38:17,434 --> 01:38:19,268 In that one silver hair... 1098 01:38:19,436 --> 01:38:21,979 ...I saw reflected my life's work... 1099 01:38:22,147 --> 01:38:25,566 ...my factory, my beloved Oompa-Loompas. 1100 01:38:25,734 --> 01:38:28,652 Who would watch over them after I was gone? 1101 01:38:28,820 --> 01:38:30,613 I realized in that moment: 1102 01:38:30,781 --> 01:38:33,282 I must find a heir. 1103 01:38:34,826 --> 01:38:36,952 And I did, Charlie. 1104 01:38:37,162 --> 01:38:38,496 You. 1105 01:38:40,707 --> 01:38:42,792 That's why you sent out the golden tickets. 1107 01:38:44,669 --> 01:38:46,504 What are Oompa-Loompas? 1108 01:38:46,671 --> 01:38:48,672 I invited five children to the factory and the one who was the least rotten would be the winner. 1110 01:38:52,010 --> 01:38:53,469 That's you, Charlie. 1111 01:38:53,929 --> 01:38:55,387 So, what do you say? 1112 01:38:55,555 --> 01:38:59,225 Are you ready to leave all this behind and come live with me at the factory? 1113 01:38:59,392 --> 01:39:00,643 Sure. Of course. 1114 01:39:00,811 --> 01:39:03,479 I mean, it's all right if my family come too? 1115 01:39:03,688 --> 01:39:05,940 Oh, my dear boy, of course they can't. 1116 01:39:06,775 --> 01:39:08,484 You can't run a chocolate factory with a family hanging over you like an old, dead goose. No offense. 1118 01:39:12,197 --> 01:39:13,989 None taken, jerk. 1119 01:39:16,076 --> 01:39:18,577 A chocolatier has to run free and solo. 1120 01:39:18,745 --> 01:39:21,705 He has to follow his dreams. Gosh darn the consequences. 1121 01:39:23,208 --> 01:39:24,458 Look at me. 1122 01:39:24,626 --> 01:39:27,211 I had no family, and I'm a giant success. 1123 01:39:28,505 --> 01:39:32,508 So if I go with you to the factory, I won't ever see my family again? 1124 01:39:32,717 --> 01:39:35,052 Yeah. Consider that a bonus. 1125 01:39:37,722 --> 01:39:38,889 Then I'm not going. 1126 01:39:40,016 --> 01:39:42,226 I wouldn't give up my family for anything. 1127 01:39:43,061 --> 01:39:44,979 Not for all the chocolate in the world. 1128 01:39:47,524 --> 01:39:49,650 Oh, I see. 1129 01:39:51,528 --> 01:39:53,445 That's weird. 1130 01:39:56,575 --> 01:39:59,243 There's other candy too besides chocolate. 1131 01:40:00,245 --> 01:40:03,080 I'm sorry, Mr. Wonka. I'm staying here. 1132 01:40:05,876 --> 01:40:07,585 Wow. 1133 01:40:09,921 --> 01:40:11,755 Well, that's just unexpected and weird. 1136 01:40:24,769 --> 01:40:27,438 But I suppose, in that case, I'll just Goodbye, then. 1138 01:40:34,279 --> 01:40:35,779 Sure you won't change your mind? 1139 01:40:38,408 --> 01:40:39,950 I'm sure. 1140 01:40:49,294 --> 01:40:51,295 Okay. Bye. 1141 01:41:12,943 --> 01:41:15,694 Things are going to get much better. 1142 01:41:16,613 --> 01:41:19,365 And for once, Grandma Georgina knew exactly what she was talking about. 1144 01:41:23,078 --> 01:41:27,456 The next morning, Charlie helped his parents fix the hole in the roof. 1145 01:41:28,917 --> 01:41:31,961 Grandpa Joe spent the whole day out of bed. 1146 01:41:32,128 --> 01:41:33,963 He didn't feel tired at all. 1147 01:41:35,840 --> 01:41:39,343 Charlie's father got a better job at the toothpaste factory repairing the machine that had replaced him. 1149 01:41:44,849 --> 01:41:48,185 Things had never been better for the Bucket family. 1150 01:41:48,520 --> 01:41:52,106 The same could not be said for Willy Wonka. 1151 01:41:52,274 --> 01:41:54,483 I can't put my finger on it. 1152 01:41:54,943 --> 01:41:57,194 Candy's the only thing I was ever certain of and now I'm just not certain at all. 1154 01:41:59,990 --> 01:42:02,783 I don't know which flavors to make or which ideas to try. 1155 01:42:02,951 --> 01:42:05,619 I'm second-guessing myself, which is nuts. 1156 01:42:07,080 --> 01:42:10,165 I've always made whatever candy I felt like, and I- 1157 01:42:16,464 --> 01:42:18,424 That's just it, isn't it? 1158 01:42:18,591 --> 01:42:23,137 I make the candy I feel like, but now I feel terrible, so the candy's terrible. 1159 01:42:24,306 --> 01:42:26,890 You're very good. 1160 01:42:38,903 --> 01:42:40,821 MAN: Pity about that chocolate fellow, Wendell- Walter. 1161 01:42:42,532 --> 01:42:44,575 Willy Wonka. - That's the one. 1162 01:42:45,285 --> 01:42:48,329 Says here in the paper his new candies aren't selling very well. 1163 01:42:48,913 --> 01:42:52,541 But I suppose maybe he's just a rotten egg who deserves it. 1164 01:42:52,709 --> 01:42:55,586 Yep. - Oh, really? 1165 01:42:56,004 --> 01:42:58,047 You ever met him? 1166 01:42:58,214 --> 01:42:59,840 I did. 1167 01:43:00,008 --> 01:43:04,720 I thought he was great at first, but then he didn't turn out so nice. 1168 01:43:05,430 --> 01:43:07,348 He also has a funny haircut. 1169 01:43:07,515 --> 01:43:08,849 I do not! 1170 01:43:09,851 --> 01:43:12,728 Why are you here? - I don't feel so hot. 1171 01:43:13,188 --> 01:43:15,564 What makes you feel better when you feel terrible? 1172 01:43:15,940 --> 01:43:17,358 My family. 1173 01:43:17,525 --> 01:43:18,859 Ew. 1174 01:43:21,112 --> 01:43:22,946 What do you have against my family? 1175 01:43:23,698 --> 01:43:27,076 It's not just your family. It's the whole idea of- 1176 01:43:30,372 --> 01:43:32,414 They tell you what to do, what not to do and it's not conducive to a creative atmosphere. 1178 01:43:35,627 --> 01:43:39,463 Usually they're just trying to protect you because they love you. 1179 01:43:41,466 --> 01:43:44,009 If you don't believe me, you should ask. 1180 01:43:44,177 --> 01:43:47,137 Ask who? My father? 1181 01:43:47,555 --> 01:43:49,223 No way. 1182 01:43:50,392 --> 01:43:51,475 At least, not by myself. 1183 01:43:52,977 --> 01:43:54,269 You want me to go with you? 1184 01:43:56,481 --> 01:44:00,776 Hey. Hey, what a good idea. Yeah! 1185 01:44:03,488 --> 01:44:05,823 And you know what? I've got transport- 1186 01:44:09,702 --> 01:44:12,996 I have to be more careful where I park this thing. 1187 01:44:43,319 --> 01:44:45,863 I think we've got the wrong house. 1189 01:45:00,420 --> 01:45:01,879 Do you have an appointment? 1190 01:45:02,422 --> 01:45:04,548 No. But he's overdue. 1191 01:45:07,844 --> 01:45:09,845 Open. 1192 01:45:10,847 --> 01:45:15,767 Now, let's see what the damage is, shall we? 1193 01:45:56,351 --> 01:45:57,851 Heavens. 1194 01:45:58,019 --> 01:46:01,188 I haven't seen bicuspids like these since... 1195 01:46:05,235 --> 01:46:07,110 Since... 1196 01:46:16,329 --> 01:46:17,621 Willy? 1197 01:46:19,457 --> 01:46:20,916 Hi, Dad. 1198 01:46:31,928 --> 01:46:34,179 All these years and you haven't flossed. 1200 01:46:39,143 --> 01:46:40,978 Not once. 1201 01:47:06,170 --> 01:47:07,588 It was on this day that Willy Wonka repeated his offer to Charlie who accepted on one condition. 1204 01:47:13,386 --> 01:47:15,679 Sorry we're late. We were brainstorming. 1205 01:47:15,847 --> 01:47:17,806 Thought I heard thunder. 1206 01:47:17,974 --> 01:47:21,602 You staying for dinner, Willy? - Yes, please. 1207 01:47:22,061 --> 01:47:24,187 I'll shuffle the plates. 1208 01:47:32,739 --> 01:47:36,033 You smell like peanuts. 1209 01:47:36,409 --> 01:47:39,786 I love peanuts. - Oh, thank you. 1210 01:47:39,954 --> 01:47:41,622 You smell like old people and soap. 1212 01:47:46,502 --> 01:47:48,211 I like it. 1213 01:47:52,800 --> 01:47:55,302 Elbows off the table, Charlie. 1214 01:47:55,470 --> 01:47:57,846 How do you feel about little raspberry kites? 1215 01:47:58,014 --> 01:47:59,556 With licorice instead of string. 1216 01:48:00,642 --> 01:48:04,144 Boys, no business at the dinner table. - Sorry, Mom. 1217 01:48:04,729 --> 01:48:07,731 I think you're on to something, though, Charlie. 1218 01:48:19,494 --> 01:48:23,872 In the end Charlie Bucket won a chocolate factory. 1219 01:48:25,249 --> 01:48:29,920 But Willy Wonka got something even better: 1220 01:48:30,546 --> 01:48:33,048 A family. 1221 01:48:34,384 --> 01:48:38,553 And one thing was absolutely certain: 1222 01:48:38,971 --> 01:48:42,974 Life had never been sweeter.